My thoughts on the Red Alert List

Now that the DVP paper has ended, I feel this is the right time to diss the people who were close to getting debarred from the final paper. (Early warning to others... if you find any of these words offensive, I strongly suggest that you leave this tie and go somewhere else!!! And I mean it)

This was the debar list as seen on 20th February 2008... I predicted 10 out of 12 names correctly. Not too surprised about that. Could have been worse...


Imagine my shock when I saw the successful appeal list 2 weeks later on 5th March... :-O

Up til now, I still refuse to believe that all 12 of these names have been spared from debarment. This explains how fucked up the school system is for quite some time.

I personally feel that most of these people (most particularly the guys) do not deserve another chance! They have been given way too many chances, yet they refuse to learn from their mistakes and keep getting from bad to worse!! What exactly are they doing for the past few months???

• Reach school very very late (most frequent latecomers are Hafiz and Hakim, to name a few)
• Wear outsider clothes instead of uniform (people like Mr D)
• Run around like monkeys in the computer labs and not even doing their assignments (most common offenders are Shalehan and Zaki!!)
• Throw MC damn often (Nina and NA)
• MIA from school for super long (people like Miss R)
• Or simply come up with lousy excuses and stories for any of the aforementioned offences (most of them!!)

I may not know what problems they are going through, but their horrible attitudes do reveal their true colors that they are nothing but a bunch of irresponsible goons who only know how to fool around and not bother to take their studies seriously!!

I could go on dissing them all night long, but it's actually none of my concern, come to think of it. I don't want others to think that I'm too judgmental anyway. But truth be told, I do take some pleasure in badmouthing people whom I feel are truly unworthy to even be included in my circle of friends (people like MKP, muahaha). I know that nobody's perfect, but these goons are really rotten to the core. Sigh, when will they ever learn??? Let's wait and see what's gonna happen when they further their studies, go to work or enter NS (for the guys that is).

To write this entry off, I wanna say a huge SHAME ON YOU to the following near-debarred students (some, not all). I know that most of you goons don't like me, and I don't like you either. Thank goodness I don't fall in the same clique or frequency as you. Just fuck off from my life real good! It's been 'great' knowing you for the past 2 years. And Im not gonna take back what I say. After the graduation ceremony, I shall wash my hands off you incorrigible bunch...

Oh, and if I must have a few words to some of the guys, I must say it now...

To Phiz, I wanna inform you in advance that I am NOT going to watch you and the rest of SFB perform at Novena Square this coming Saturday, or any other day!!! Fancy you spending more time in your dancing than in your studies... I won't be surprised if the same applies to your brother.

And Zaki, you oughta be grateful that you never got debarred from any exam paper so far... and to think you would behave like a damn monkey/orang utan/gorilla/chimpanzee during the final paper!! This is a school, NOT Mandai Zoo!!! (same advice goes to your fellow primate Shalehan) Don't you ever try forcing me to go for your birthday chalet at the end of this month, cos my answer will still be a big fat NO!!! The only presents I would glady send to you and Shalehan are a bag of peanuts and some bananas!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Never wound what you can't kill!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Esther (Jeanette lookalike)

If you happen to read this, first and foremost I wanna thank you for the suggestion that I go for the Rediscover Dance event instead of the CLEO party, at least I can save money and avoid taking late taxi ride home. BUT THEN I got something I need to get off my chest right now...

I've had it with your endless lecturing and constant nagging!! Who I support and what I do outside has got NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. It's MY LIFE, not yours!!

Well, the initial length of the above paragraph has been shortened greatly due to personal reasons. I promise you blog readers, I shall not diss my own parents online ever again. Would rather write it somewhere else. Forgive me, Lord...

And to some readers out there, what's wrong with giving MKP 'airtime' in my blog??? It might not sound acceptable, but that's just my way of letting off hot air. What's more I'm not the only one doing that anyway. People do blog about people they despise, don't they?? And I usually don't talk about that pea-brain much unless necessary. I am so not gonna live my life in 'pure bitterness and anger' because of a few people who piss me off. I want everyone to take note that I never intended to use some big-ego person I hardly know to 'gain more recognition in the blogging world' anyway, and I am NOWHERE as crude or horrendous as Wendy Cheng aka Xiaxue. Call me judgmental if you like, but I am not biased towards everyone, for I know too well that nobody is perfect. Whatever the case, I wanna apologise if any of you feel a little put off by my little features on MKP. But you can't live with it, then LEARN TO BEAR WITH IT AND SHUT UP!!!

Ok, BACK TO REALITY!! Today is the final year exam for DVP... I gotta revise through my notes with sheer intensity, and then the very next thing I would have to worry about is what to do after I graduate from school. So anyone out there who got job recommendations, pls let me know asap, thanks!

As Venom would say in the Spider-Man 3 movie... "Never wound... what you can't kill."

Oh, and do stay tuned for the upcoming post about my thoughts on the goons who got spared from debarment hell!! You are soooo gonna 'love it'. Cos I do, it makes me happy.

Choosing studies over a dance event

Last night, I saw this advertisement on My Paper...


IT'S MELVIN AND SHARON!!! Man I haven't seen them for a long time already... since the Dance Floor finals last year. I still think they're both SIZZLING HAWT!!! :-p

Then I looked at the (more important) dates located on the page...

• 12th March (today), 7 pm- Melvin & Sharon/ Vas & Pris (woohoo, them also!!)
• 14th March, (Friday), 7 pm- Melvin & Sharon/ Vas & Pris

Venue is at Square 2, located just next to Novena MRT station.

Other Dance Floor finalists like Fantastic Four, Styles From Beyond, Breakforce Crew and JDI will also be performing on different dates (but none of these fancy me, like seriously). If Platinum were involved too, I would probably give a damn.

BUT before I can say "I WANNA GO!!!", I did some serious thinking... I could go support MnS as well as VnP today, but I certainly cannot forgo my revision for DVP exam tomorrow. So Im definitely staying at home to revise through my notes today.

As for Friday... whoa, very very tough decision leh. Cleo Bachelor's Finals Party also falls on Friday. To make things worse, Louisa is a fervent supporter of MnS leh. But if the SMS convo I had wif Michelle earlier today is anything to go by, my final decision would have to be... I would probably give the 14th March event a miss too and go for the Cleo Party instead (still pending). The Cleo Party has much more to offer than just dancing... stuff like games and singing. Plus, there are at least 5 well-known personalities to look out for among the 50 hunks... guys like Andie, Desmond, Joakim, Ash and Daren!! If only both events didn't clash, that would make life much easier... hmmmm :-/

Anyway, I dedicate this song to MnS and VnP as well as the fans of these 2 groups (ok lah, everyone else too)...

THE DANCE- Westlife

Looking back on the memory of
The dance we shared beneath the stars above
For a moment all the world was right
How could I have known that you'd ever say goodbye

And now I'm glad I didn't know
The way it all would end, the way it all would go
Our lives are better left to chance
I could have missed the pain
But I'd have had to miss the dance

Holding you, I held everything
For a moment wasn't I a king
But if I'd only known how the king would fall
Hey who's to say? You know I might have changed it all

And now I'm glad I didn't know
The way it all would end, the way it all would go
Our lives are better left to chance
I could have missed the pain
But I'd have had to miss the dance (repeat)

It's my life, it's better left to chance
I could have missed the pain
But I'd have had to miss the dance

Filming at Cathay

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Aaron Eckhart, Vicki Zhao Wei and Patta

Yesterday me and about 40 other fans went to

to be part of a filming scene that involves

and also involves


I reached Cathay the earliest at about 1230 hrs, after a rather quick lunch at PS... the 'Evil Gang' (as they called themselves) arrived soon after. My main targets from that group were the cheeky little Jerena and baby-faced Rachel. Those two were forever 'debating' on who is cuter, haha! Ryan and his friend Dallas arrived soon after. The rest came between 1 to 1.30 pm. Brandon Wong arrived at around that time, and I believe that it was due to the heavy downpour that Fel arrived late. Nevertheless, filming at Gramophone started the moment Fel changed to red dress and got into her role as a local singer named Cherry (not you lah, Feimao... sorry). Julian Hee was also part of the filming, I think he plays 'Cherry' 's best friend (and possibly secret admirer) Sky.


It was my second time appearing in the same scene as Fel, the first one being at CHIJMES last year (the finale for 'Honor and Passion' which also involves my other faves Rui En, Nat and Rebecca). Only difference is, this one was more upclose and it was like any autograph session. So you can say it's partially real. Esp since Cherry was similar to the real Felicia in almost every aspect. People watching from outside the CD shop were snapping away wif their camera phones! :-p Right after Fel signed on all CDs (empty casings actually) as well as magazines, we were allowed to snap pictures of her and even take picture wif her. I couldnt get to take pic wif Fel again, but then again. i already did so at Vivo and at AMK Hub. Unfortunately, we couldnt see Julian anywhere, for he probably left soon after he got his CDs signed. :-/


These are the magazines that Fel (or should I say, Cherry?) signed on. Mission accomplished!! Thank goodness I didnt bring out the FHM Jan 2005 magazine for Fel to sign, otherwise she'll be screaming in embarrassment! Cos that's exactly what she did the moment I showed it to her after filming ended!!

Filming wrapped up at abt 1550 hrs, earlier than scheduled. Then myself, Ryan and Dallas went to Billy Bombers to have rather late lunch (ok, so I can consider this as 'real lunch', cos what I had at PS wasn't so filling).


Check out the size of that jumbo-sized hotdog!!
The food alone cost a bomb... so no drinks here, we resorted to plain water.

After that, we headed back to Gramophone, finding out that Fel had already left some time ago (as did her fans). Still, I couldnt help but compare the pic of Vic Chou and Ken Chu on the new CD with Ryan's look, haha! The three then rushed to PS under the drizzling rain and went to develop photos with templates appiled...


Check out this one! My head and Fel's match the arcs of the heart shape exactly! All hail the 'power' of Photoshop, muahaha... :-p

I found this magazine outside Guardian... immediately, I recognised the slim beauty on the cover...

who else but JESSECA!!Looks like I got one more thing for her to sign on come April 5th... :-p

I went upstairs to look around a Yamaha outlet with Ryan, Dallas and a third guy named Jiawei (I think)... looking thru guitars, drums, keyboards and classical pianos. I don't have any musical gene inside me, unfortunately... but after watching a 71-yr-old grandma play an electric guitar in the debut episode of the new local talk show titled Rouge, I think I may want to take up guitar lessons soon... and probably drumming lessons? :-/

Anyway, at about 6 pm, I decided to take train from Dhoby Ghaut to Woodlands... I saw a huge pasar malam stall there, and I heard some familiar song blasting thru nearby speakers... it's WESTLIFE KARAOKE!! :-O I got so hooked, I had to sms Michelle & Irene (fellow NATurals) to meet me at the CD section of the pasar malam stall, while I sang along to the songs from Westlife's first albums (songs like Flying Without Wings, Fool Again, Seasons In The Sun, etc). I handed over the extra Cleo invitation card to Michelle & Irene, and also showed them the pics I took recently. After the 2 gals left, I bought a Ramlee beef burger for quick dinner and then headed back home... losing sleep again due to obvious reasons, ha!! :-p

And one last thing... THANKS FOR DROPPING A COMMENT, QIUTING!! You're damn cute and sweet!! How I long to pinch your cheeks... ;-p

P.S. Irene, I think you're also very pretty like Fel! (blushes)

8 days and i-weekly for this week

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Terrence Howard, Ix Shen and Esther Goh

(Awww shit today is MKP's birthday too!!!)

Yesterday my mission at Suntec failed in some fashion, I never knew that the filming would finish at around 6 pm... to make things worse, I was close to transforming into VENOM the moment I stood in front of the toy collectible store besides Rock Auditorium... not bcos of the Venom figures I saw, but by this...


ULTIMATE VENOM LAU NUAAAAA!!!!! Consequently, I had this splitting headache as the symbiote threatened to dominate my mind and soul... I have to cleanse myself of impure thoughts somehow. :-/


Tay Ping Hui, Fiona, Yuwu, Nat, Rebecca, Andrea and Joanne are also featured inside.


On i-weekly is Fiona and Ekin, talking about their roles in "Rule #1".


Jeanette is also featured. Here she is required to do taekwondo for the upcoming drama "Bian Zhou Qu".


Cai Peixuan, Rebecca Lim, Joey Feng, Koh Yah Hwee and Jesseca are also featured.

I'm off for filming at Cathay Cineplex... can't wait to see Sheng Jing Po again... :-)

I don't think MKP might show up... given the fact that he's kicked out from the Felicia fc for his constant trouble-making and obsessive behavior. Then again, we can never be too sure about that...

Cleo Bachelors' Carnival at Zouk (details)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Anthony Ong, Desmond and Goh Zhewen

It was my first time going to Zouk, and already I made my first blunder... I missed the stop in front of Copthorne Plaza (which is located in front of Zouk!!). And I had to walk a rather long distance... next time I must be more careful.

So I met up with Louisa, and went inside Zouk... yes, this is indeed my virgin visit into the nightclub. Looks kinda crammed, but at least the lights were brightly lit and the place was not as nightmarish as I thought it to be.

The hosts were Fly Entertainment artistes Irene Ang and Chua Enlai... man these two really know how to crack up the crowd. Gals were screaming as 38 out of 50 hunks were formally introduced. Four of the hunks were talent contest finalists... Star Search 2007 champion Andie Chen, Star Search 2007 finalist Desmond Tan, Singapore Idol 2 finalist Joakim Gomez and Live The Dream group winner Ash (lead vocalist of By Definition). The other 34 hunks who were present for the carnival were...
Benjamin Tan, Jon Cheong, Laurence Ong, Andrew Chew, Jareth, Kai Reuber, Ryan Marc Pereira, Julius Sim, Bryan D'Silva, Bryan Gamboa, Daniel Wuu, David Teng, Eddie Herbert, Ian Sim, Joel Thong, Kelvin Ong, Freddie Lin, Prem Goh, Adam Toh, Alex Toh (not the HK singer!!), Alan Soh, Charles Chua, David Wang, He Fulin, Jason Chew, Jonathan Lim, Khairudeen, Nicholas Bloodworth, Ratna Suffian, Md Yuzzaimi and two more guys whose names I can't remember.

What I do know is that Daniel Jacobs, Daren Tan and Paerin Choa are among the 12 absentees.

The activities on stage were simply crazee... for Batch no 1, 3 gals (one of them who looked damn HOT in microshorts and an oversized shirt) had to dump ice and Brand's berry essence bottles into 3 guys' shirts and made them look 'pregnant'!! Thank Andie and Joakim never kena...

For Batch no 2, a young lady named Angela (I think) was invited on stage to say some witty quotes as 3 hunks took off their shirts and danced around her... after which she had to lick off lemon marks on their forearms! Talk about a crazy sexy time...

For Batch no 3, 3 gals had to sing a love song with 3 hunks, and the song had to contain the word 'time'. Team no 3 won with creativity and dramatic poses. 4 more gals were invited on stage to play some game where Girl A had to throw some balls past 4 men doing pushups, and Girl B has to catch the balls that made it safely to the other end and drop them in the basket.

After a lucky draw for 6 lucky gals who won grand prizes, Louisa and I went to play a few games... managed to win an invitation card for the Cleo Bachelors' Finals Party this coming Friday. After that, I managed to get autographs on the Cleo magazine from Andie, Desmond and Joakim... then me and Louisa headed for the Dunk-A-Hunk segment located near the entrance.

First person to get dunked into the water tank was Cleo editor Deborah Tan. After which came Eddie Herbert, Freddie Lin, Desmond Tan and Kelvin Ong. Louisa and I then left the place at abt 1830 hrs, and took respective buses home. Well actually, I went for dinner first, then headed back home.

Man I can't wait to go for the Cleo Bachelors' Final Party later this week!! Stay tuned for pictures in next post ;-)

Felicia promoting Vitagen at AMK Hub

The moment I reached AMK Hub, I failed to realise that the place had TWO basement levels. Man was I so dumb indeed. Nearly wanted to pinch Rachel's cheeks cos she's getting cuter everyday!! Violet Chen the host for the event arrived at abt 1140 hrs, and 10 minutes later, SHENG JING PO ARRIVED!!!


Indeed I bought 4 packs of Vitagen Collagen to redeem a coupon to take pic wif the beautiful Fel... and yep, I went weak all over and couldnt stop blushing!! Thank goodness I didnt turn into Venom... yet.


Indeed I was right, the 'common enemy' didn't turn up for the event. But then a disturbance of another sort came at the most unexpected time. This guy in businessman suit and spectacles is damn extra, only want to seek attention and irritate everyone, wasting other people's time as well. He embarrassed himself in front of Fel by asking her to sign on JACKY CHEUNG CDs?!?! WTF!!! And to think that he could even push his younger brother away!! Shit lah, that idiot better get admitted to IMH after this!!! His ego was much bigger than MKP's lor. I could have given him Sweet Chin Music anytime!! If SK is Mr Kiam Pa, then this guy (who is also named Sean) will be Mr Super Kiam-Pa!! (evil smirk)



As Fel went for a short break at 1 pm, I left the place and had my luinch at Mos Burger Jubilee, where Feimao is currently working. The waiting time is still so long (I waited for more than 20 minutes!!!) and the manpower there is suffering, thank goodness I don't work there. And even better is the fact that the Jubilee outlet is gonna close down soon!! About time...

After which, I went back home to keep the Vitagen Collagen packs, and took off to my next destination... ZOUK! To be continued in next post

Dedication to Mei Ren Yu before event

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Jeremy Han and Jerena Goh

Me off to see Sheng Jing Po at Ang Mo Kio Hub today, and see some hunky guys at the Cleo's Bachelor's Carnival at Zouk later on... here's a song I dedicate to Felicia, and it's by one of my fave popbands Maroon 5. Til then, stay tuned for pictures at both venues! :-)

INFATUATION- Maroon 5

Baby, I don’t want to spend my life on trial
For something that I did not do
And maybe if you stopped and looked around some time
I wouldn’t pass right by you
Maybe it’s because you are so insecure
Maybe your plain don’t care
Maybe it’s the chase that really gets me off
I fall so when it’s just not there
Burn another bridge, break another heart
Try again, it will only fall apart

Infatuation
Not seeing the rest of you is getting the best of me
It’s such a shame that you shot me down
It would have been nice to be around
I’m touching your skin
If it’s only a fantasy, then why is it killing me?
I guess this must be
Infatuation (I want it, I want it, I want it,
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it)

Try to put my finger on what burns me up
It always seems to escape me
And when you have decided that you’ve had enough
Just tell me where I need to be
Now her face is something that I never had
To ever deal with before
She left me with the feeling that she’d had enough
And I’m the one wanting more
Burn another bridge, break another heart
Try again, it will only fall apart

Infatuation
Not seeing the rest of you is getting the best of me
It’s such a shame that you shot me down
It would have been nice to be around
I’m touching your skin
If it’s only a fantasy, then why is it killing me?
And I guess this must be
Infatuation (I want it, I want it, I want it
I want it, I want it, i want it, I want it...)

I’m so attracted to you
The feeling’s mutual too
And I get scared the moment you leave
Get so hot I forget to breathe, yeah...

Infatuation
Not seeing the rest of you is getting the best of me
It’s such a shame that you shot me down
It would have been nice to be around
I’m touching your skin
If it’s only a fantasy, then why is it killing me?
I guess this must be infatuation

(I want it, I want it, I want it) Ooh...
(I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it)
(I want it, I want it, I want it) Ooh...
(I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it)
(I want it, I want it, I want it) Yeah…
( I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it)
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah...

Projects finished!!! SIBEI SONG

WOO HOO!!! I can't believe it!!! I finished my DVP showreel!!! And within 6 hours for today some more!!! SIBEI SONG!!! :-D

I just couldn't be bothered to get stressed unnecessarily over one obstacle any longer. I just wanted to get it over and done with, then fuck off from the school with a cert and flying colors.

Portfolio presentation- CHECK
APP project- CHECK
DVP showreel- CHECK (and it's not easy at all)

Now I can concentrate on revising for the upcoming DVP exam as well as look forward to going for the upcoming events for the next few weeks. But first I have a few things to digress about...

1) I was not amused by the fact that ALL the almost-debarred students had their appeal letters approved... the moment I saw the results on the board, I was going WHAT THE HELL??? Yes, I do have a fucking problem with that, and I shall express my thoughts about it sometime next week.

2) SOMEONE arrived in school super-late as always. Not just today, but also for the past few days. To sum it up, he's ALWAYS ALWAYS LATE!!! School started at 9 am today, and that SOMEONE reached school at 1330 hrs, when lesson was going to end at about 1430 hrs. And this had happened for about the hundredth time already. Same applies to a few more people. If Mr Kelvin were to find out about this, he is going to be terribly upset with him. And yet he still had the cheek to ask me about any upcoming event tomorrow. I only told him about the Cleo Bachelors' Carnival at Zouk... I never told him anything about Felicia's event at Ang Mo Kio Hub at all (and I don't intend to), given his horrible attitude and frequent latecoming. It's better that he find out about it for HIMSELF!!! He gotta be ashamed of himself!!!

3) And I am also angered by the fact that some people still wanna skateboard around the computer lab and not finish up on their showreel... see if they dare play around when they go out to work or enter NS!! To think that they would spend the most of their 2 years in school playing around, going MIA and not being serious in their studies. No sense of discipline at all!!! I'm glad I'm not one of them.

Funny article on Singapore's Most Wanted!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Huang Biren, Paul Twohill and Teng Hui

I saw this article at www.talkingcock.com... man, I tell you, you're going to die laughing!!! I laughed so hard til my ribs wanna break already!!! It may be more than a week since Mas Selamat bin Kastari, Singapore's Biggest CBK (you really don't wanna know what these initials mean), has escaped from prison and gone into hiding, but suddenly he's become a hot topic among Singaporeans today... he's even being made fun of in TalkingCock!! :-D

This is what the article says...

Posted on Saturday, March 1st 2008

OK, we know we normally only update on Monday, but this is a national emergency. The Great Singapore Search is still on, and people have been circulating pictures of escaped terrorist Mas Alamak Kastari so that members of the public can help to spot him. But not say we say what, the pictures (below) are not very helpful leh:

Almost the same, what! I mean, this guy is smart enough to escape ISD HQ, you think he wen go and find some more powderful disguise, meh?In our one and only contribution to national security, TalkingCock.com brings you a handy guide to help spot Mas Alamak which you can print out and keep inside your wallet, just in case… ;-P

You can start laughing now... wonder what Mas Selamat would say if he ever learns of this :-D