To make things worse, they went up on stage and made a big fool of themselves in front of Edmund and many others! The older one called himself Jacky Cheung (WHAT!!), and the younger one called himself Daren Tan (WHAT!!). They even tried to make Edmund sign on a Jacky Cheung poster, much to the disbelief of everyone in general! Not only that, they also pestered my friends out of pure randomness. It was also during this time that I realized the younger brother spoke with a stutter. Kinda obvious that they both left their brains at home...
As Edmund went down, those 2 brothers tried to get him to autograph on another unrelated poster, but thankfully the escorts stopped them from doing so. And I must admit that while the fans are waiting for Edmund to come out of the dressing room, I was very close to giving that Mr. Bean lookalike some Sweet Chin Music?? He really knows how to get on other people’s nerves. Next time I see him, I will give him a piece of my mind in regards to his character and antics. And to make things worse, the nerd nearly wanted to get into a fight with some of us when the escort prohibited him and his younger brother from taking pics with Edmund again. Talk about whining ass-clowns!! Sibei qian bian... :-(
Still, I can’t help but feel rather sorry for the younger guy, having such
a weird and abominable person as his older brother, and how he had to serve as his 'lackey' all the time, carrying his older bro's balls (yes, really!!). Thank goodness I am
nowhere near that status. It is true that I have a
FUCKING problem with desperate fans like them. How I wish they could just
go to hell. :-(
I realized that the
two brothers have
a lot in common with
Mr Kiam Pa and
Alvin Da Hutt… they are abominable, arrogant, attention seeking, childish, despicable, irritating, stupid, troublesome, uncivilized… you get the hint. Do refer to this post for the A to Z list of characteristics.
http://tanatrandomarchives.blogspot.com/2008/09/to-z-of-mkps-behaviour.htmlBut there is one trait that makes these
two brothers stand out from the aforementioned… they actually have
more guts. They are not afraid to volunteer themselves to go up on stage and make a fool of themselves.
I think these
4 abominations can team up to form a wrestling stable! Now
THAT would be awesome!!! :-)
Sean Koh TS as
Mr Kiam Pa (de facto leader)
Alvin Da Hutt as
Mr Seow LangThe older nerd as
Mr Hao Lian
The younger nerd as
Mr Gwai LanI realized that there is one attention seeker who beats all these 4 individuals… the
Yellow Trunks Stripper Steven Lim! Now
THAT is a
true abomination. Hopefully he can be their manager. I won’t be surprised if
Steven happened to be the inspiration for those 2 weird brothers.
The name of their stable?
The Despicables!! Looks like I got to make some improvising on the
Borgwan Sleazy character in the WWE game to make him look exactly like that
Mr Bean nerd. Still contemplating on creating a new character for the younger weirdo.
To the two brothers, if you happen to read this, let me say that you simply disgust me! And if the both of you, MKP, Alvin or even Steven Lim ain’t down with that, then I’ve got THREE WORDS for you…