Mas Selamat found at last!! HALLELUIA!!

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7th May- Jeremiah

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Just when the news of the economic recession, the AWARE conflict and rise of the swine flu (H1N1) virus are making headlines and affecting us in a negative way somehow, here's a piece of news that will certainly brighten us up and lighten our moods!

FINALLY, the limping fugitive whose disappearance last year inspired a new version of a PacMan game on talkingcock.com as well as inspired a few fan followings had been found and arrested, after more than a year of disappearance... and believe it or not, it took place in Johor Bahru (actual date of arrest on 1st April)!! And yeah, he seems to have lost a lot of weight (and with a thick beard no less). Everybody, let's come and celebrate give praises to our respective Lords!! :-D

No more toilet breaks for this cunning yet cowardly jackass from now onwards... matter of fact, he should resort to wearing lots of diapers (any brand will do)!! And use those missing person flyers as toilet paper too!! :-p

But still we must bear in mind MM Lee Kuan Yew's advice that "we must not be too complacent", and that we must stay vigilant at all times should a similar thing happen. I do hope those jabronish security guards (esp the female one) whose foolishness indirectly led to Mas Selamat's escape have learnt their lesson and try not to make similar mistakes ever again. Such unrepentant souls like MS should not even be granted another chance, they must stand on trial and given life imprisonment.

(Hmm, he kinda looks like Eric Bana in this pic, don't you think so? Dunno why the other 2 guys behind him look so glum... maybe cos they lost the bet that MS wouldn't be found by end of this year?)

Mas Selamat Kastari, Singapore’s Jemaah Islamiyah (JI) leader who escaped from Whitley Road Detention Centre on February 27 last year, has been arrested.

The terrorist, who once plotted to hijack a plane and crash it into Changi Airport, was arrested in Malaysia in a joint intelligence operation involving the internal security agencies of the two countries.
It is understood that Mas Selamat was actually arrested over a month ago but had been under interrogation in Malaysia. It is believed that the fugitive will soon be brought back to Singapore.
Last December, Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong had said: "He is one up on us, but the game is not over. One day we will catch him."
Most security experts had expected the fugitive to head for Indonesia, where other JI members are believed to be based. So, it came as a surprise to some that he was arrested in Malaysia.

Link: http://sg.news.yahoo.com/cna/20090507/tap-691-mas-selamat-reportedly-arrested-231650b.html

One year already, and STILL no news of him???

Exactly one year has passed from that fateful afternoon when the infamous Mas Selamat made a prison break from Whitley Detention Center. If there's anyone who has to take the full blame for letting this happen, it had to be those 2 idiotic security guards who failed to do a proper job in !! Then again, there wouldn't be any Facebook accounts or Pac-Mat games dedicated to Singapore's Most Wanted if that hadn't happened... shame on him for caring only about himself and not for his own family (esp his five kids).

The obvious question buzzing around everyone's minds is... where on earth is he now??? (who knows he might indeed be dead and chopped up in some forest or something...)

Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mas_Selamat_bin_Kastari

My thoughts on the bounty on MS

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Okay I made a mistake... my Canon digicam is back, and badder than ever!! I must say that the repair came faster than I had anticipated. :-)

I read the newspaper recently, there is now a bounty placed on the head of Singapore's Most Wanted Criminal, Mas Selamat. Whosoever provides useful information that can lead to the arrest on that loser will be rewarded (places pinky finger near lip) ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!

I can only say this... the public should have done that a long time ago!!! Blame it on the 2 ignorant security guards of the detention center for not being vigilant enough back on February 27th!! That can only serve to make people like me more disillusioned... :-(

Thank goodness this isn't Thailand, otherwise I will have to force myself to watch all those anti-Thaksin campaign concerts via Youtube or something...

List of (really) Dirty Wrestlers I created in my PSP game!!

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Warning to all readers: highly offensive material ahead!! If anyone of you don't like it, you can choose not to come here and go to another URL right now!!! And no thanks for coming.

I'm getting so high over the WWE Smackdown vs Raw 2007 game... I actually did the 'craziest' thing yet: I created a few wrestlers from the "Create A Wrestler" mode... most of them out of goodwill. Only 4 of the wrestlers are based on people I dislike (yes, in real life!!)... one of them being a fugitive who's still on the run and is the butt of many toilet jokes nowadays (esp in TalkingCock.com). All hail the power of UMD (Universal Media Disc)!! Behold the suspects... don't mind the blurry quality of the pictures ;-p


Suspect #1

Name: Mas Selemat, who else!! Muahaha... :-D

The Crimes: he was the leader of the Singapore JI network, he escaped from a drug detention center on 27th February 2008, and has further solidified his status as a true-blue coward by staying hidden from the public eye and not showing his face til now, while the whole of Singapore tirelessly searches for him.

Unique Features: short build, scruffy hair, moustache, yellow shirt with Gents toilet logo (cos he escaped from toilet, remember?), orange 3/4 pants, slippers (he can't even afford to buy himself a decent pair of shoes)

Entrance motion: a big coward unfamiliar with the new surroundings

Modelled after: some Capoeira fighter, his moves consist mostly of kicks and leg locks, though his left leg is still aching from all that 'running'.

Finishing move: Buzzsaw Kick, STO

Wrestler he should stay away from: most of the powerhouses (who are out to get him), esp submission artists like Ric Flair, Kurt Angle or Bret Hart (whose finishers pose a great threat to his legs). But he shouldn't have any problem battling the Cruiserweights.


Suspect #2

Name: Alvin "The Retard" DaHutt

The Crimes: as his nickname implies, he is a childish moron/retard/imbecile who goes for some roadshows, showing peace signs at the camera, shouting like mad for any artiste (mostly Project Superstars or Campus Superstars), and even tried to 'molest' one of the male artistes (horrors!!) at one point!! His vocabulary is limited to "Wahhh", "yay", "woo hoo" and name of any artiste who comes out to perform.

Unique Features: overweight build, midtone skin, squint eyes, very big nose with big nostrils, short messed up hair, wears red-colored pants, has tribal tattoos on chest and back

Entrance motion: a mix of Mark Henry and Big Show

Modelled after: Rikishi, with some moves from Umaga (who is ironically the Phat Man's younger brother)

Finishing move: Rikishi Driver, Brock Lesnar F-5

Wrestler he should stay away from: big-sized people like Kane, Undertaker, Big Show and Viscera, not to forget the Great Khali!! One chop to the head can prove lethal to this fatty with an extremely low IQ AND EQ.


Suspect #3

Name: "Fish Lips" Bowguang Sleazy

The Crimes: he is believed to be harassing most artistes at Radiogate for quite a long time. He often asks them lots of questions, carries an outdated camera (come on, who uses a film-roll cam now?? We have digicams now, mind you!!) and makes weird facial expressions when taking picture with artistes. Can be cunning and manipulative at times. Often drools at the sight of attractive ladies.

Unique Features: lanky build, tanned skin, big eyes, superbly thick lips, straight hair, a lizard logo on t-shirt, dark green pants

Entrance Motion: a mix of Christian Cage and Randy Orton

Modelled after: Sean Waltman aka X-Pac, with a few moves from Randy Orton.

Finishing move: X-Pac Facebuster

Wrestler he should stay away from: The Boogeyman!! He really won't wanna end up with worms in his humongous mouth... and he should also be prohibited from mixing with the Divas.


Suspect #4

Name: "Super Ego" Mr Kiam Pa (some of you should know who!!!)

The Crimes: he is simply an over-sensitive, egoistic, obsessive, insecure asshole, known for talking at a very fast pace, taking pictures with any female artiste continuously, claiming to 'know a lot of things' (when he didn't even do well in his O levels), and always trying to find fault with others.

Unique Features: medium build, fair skin, extremely small eyes, flat nose, thin lips and small mouth, stick-out ears, unkempt hair with long fringe, polo shirt, denim pants

Entrance Motion: a mix of Kurt Angle and Ted DiBiase... plus his entrance music is taken directly from Angle's theme... simply cause HE REALLY SUCKS!!! (you know the rhythm: "U Suck, U Suck, U Suck, U Suck")

Modelled after: Christian Cage, with a few moves from Kurt Angle

Finishing move: The Unprettier

Wrestlers he should stay away from: Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Batista, John Cena... any wrestler with devastating finishers. Should have no problem mingling with Melina, provided her boyfriend Johnny Nitro doesn't mind.

Teamup:
Being the loner that he always is, Mas Selamat wisely chose to stay out of the spotlight and maintain a low profile by playing solo.

In the meantime, Alvin, Bowguang and MKP joined forces to form a rule-breaking faction known as The Despicables!! Loud boos everyone... :-@
Entrance music: Kurt Angle's "Medal" theme, which MKP uses. The reason is obvious... they all suck!!
Entrance motion: New World Order, due to the extent of their notoriety.
Roles in faction: Bowguang, being the most experienced (which is actually true), is the leader of the trio (aka the integrity), MKP is the 'brains', and Alvin, being the biggest member, is the 'brawn'.

Rejected wrestler ideas:
- LeiJun Stinko: banned from competing in the WWE due to his strong BO and annoying behavior (suspected to be gay as he often goes very close to guys, esp when chatting with them). Based off a Mediacorp fan who wears WWE Superstar shirts and sweats profusely like a pig.
- Wayward Shrieker: unfit for active wrestling due to unstable mental condition, known for screaming very loudly at anyone for no apparent reason. This is based off a crazy woman who lives at the flat opposite mine and screams like mad in the middle of the night, usually twice or thrice a week. Even crazier than Super Crazy.

Already 2 months!!

It's been 2 months since Mas Selamat's escape, and more people are getting frustrated. Where in the world is he??? This is really sickening... I seriously think Wong Kan Seng should be forced to resign, and that the personnel in Whitley detention center (the ones responsible for letting MS escape) get sacked!!! Singapore's Biggest CBK better be caught asap... :-(

Very funny Mas Selamat games and pictures!!

It's been one month already and Singapore's Most Wanted Mas Selamat still has not been found yet... bleddy hell, what is going on??? Ever since that CBK's escape from Whitley Detention Center on 27th February, our lives have been changed for better or worse. Mas Selamat has been featured in several YouTube videos, e-mails, customized posters, on websites like Facebook and T-shirts...

And even in a Pac Man-like game created by the guys on TalkingCock.com!! Whoever created the game Pac-Mat is a genius with a crude sense of humor!! The Deputy PM and Minister for Home Affairs, Mr Wong Kan Seng is included in the game... even PM Lee Hsien Loong and MM Lee Kuan Yew have not been spared!! I couldnt stop laughing xiah... :-D

To play the game, go to this link... http://www.talkingcock.com/html/games/pacmat.html

Have a good laugh and enjoy the game!! ;-p

Oh my gawd, I just found out he's even got his very own Wikipedia page!! :-O

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mas_Selamat_Kastari

And do check out these extremely hilarious pictures!!! Just try to be sure that you don't hurt your ribs from all that laughter...

Funny article on Singapore's Most Wanted!!!

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I saw this article at www.talkingcock.com... man, I tell you, you're going to die laughing!!! I laughed so hard til my ribs wanna break already!!! It may be more than a week since Mas Selamat bin Kastari, Singapore's Biggest CBK (you really don't wanna know what these initials mean), has escaped from prison and gone into hiding, but suddenly he's become a hot topic among Singaporeans today... he's even being made fun of in TalkingCock!! :-D

This is what the article says...

Posted on Saturday, March 1st 2008

OK, we know we normally only update on Monday, but this is a national emergency. The Great Singapore Search is still on, and people have been circulating pictures of escaped terrorist Mas Alamak Kastari so that members of the public can help to spot him. But not say we say what, the pictures (below) are not very helpful leh:

Almost the same, what! I mean, this guy is smart enough to escape ISD HQ, you think he wen go and find some more powderful disguise, meh?In our one and only contribution to national security, TalkingCock.com brings you a handy guide to help spot Mas Alamak which you can print out and keep inside your wallet, just in case… ;-P

You can start laughing now... wonder what Mas Selamat would say if he ever learns of this :-D

Fugitive on the run... citizens, be vigilant!!

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I bet all of you may have known about the latest news here... you may have seen this notice pasted inside buses or trains or shopping centers... everyone please be on the lookout for this guy!!

"Jemaah Islamiyah (JI) detainee Mas Selamat Kastari, escaped from the Whitley Road Detention Centre at 1605 hours, local time.
Mas Selamat was the leader of the Singapore JI network and is presently at large. He is about 1.58 m tall and walks with a limp on the left leg. He is not known to be armed. Anyone who renders any assistance to him is committing a grave offence.
Call 999 immediately if you see him!!"


God knows what this man is capable of doing... I hope he gets caught soon and tighter security measures exercised. I bet his family had long disowned him since the day they found out that he is part of the JI...

For more info on the Jemaah Islamiyah organization, go to this site... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jemaah_Islamiyah