Warning: this entry is intended to be a long one… I hope you don’t mind reading it. Otherwise, you can choose to go elsewhere, and thanks for coming. Still with me? Good, then let's carry on.
As most of you readers may have known, I’ve always been against arrogant bastards and attention seekers in general. I’m not just referring to traffic-minded bloggers like Mr Kiam Pa.
As most of you readers may have known, I’ve always been against arrogant bastards and attention seekers in general. I’m not just referring to traffic-minded bloggers like Mr Kiam Pa.
Take these two brothers for example, they showed up for both days of the recent Travel Fiesta event at Suntec Convention. I already found them very familiar the moment I noticed them… refer to the next picture for proof.
Flashback on the 8th of March this year, these 2 brothers showed up at Ang Mo Kio Hub to buy 4 packs of Vitagen as well as take picture with the lovely Felicia Chin. They did something really unbelievable… the older brother actually asked Fel to autograph on a Jacky Cheung CD??? I mean, it’s ok for anyone to ask for the artist to autograph on a blank notebook in the case that he/she does not have an article linked to the artiste, but to ask the artiste to autograph on something entirely unrelated is so very WRONG!! They already left a bad impression on the minds of the many people present, most particularly the Felicians.
Fast forward to the afternoon of November 1st. The 2 Gwailo brothers went up on stage to play some game. The older brother is wearing formal attire, with his shirt tucked in!! I mean come on, which person in the right sense would wear so formally for casual events such as this?? Why can’t he be like his younger brother who is wearing casually? I think he left his brain at home…
Evidence of his low intelligence was shown in the ‘speech’ the older brother gave after winning the golf mini-game: “You can call me Triple H, and my brother is Stone Cold Steve Austin.” And all the people (including me) were slapping their heads and going, “WHAT!!!” And the way he celebrated his win was as if he won the 2009 Royal Rumble... IN YOUR DREAMS!!!
Reality check: Excuse me young man, you call yourself Triple H??? You look like Mr. Bean!! And your brother calls himself Stone Cold??? He looks more like a court jester!! Both of you really got no face!! SHAME ON THE BOTH OF YOU!!!
And they stayed on to watch Ping Hui perform… you know what they did??? The older one asked Ping Hui to autograph on a pirated WWE Raw VCD!! Ping Hui simply gave the 2 brothers this strange look on his face. The other fans simply prevented those 2 weirdos from getting to take picture with Ping Hui. Then they left the place sometime before Diya’s appearance. It’s obvious that some things never change. Buay tahan. :-(
Reality check: Excuse me young man, you call yourself Triple H??? You look like Mr. Bean!! And your brother calls himself Stone Cold??? He looks more like a court jester!! Both of you really got no face!! SHAME ON THE BOTH OF YOU!!!
And they stayed on to watch Ping Hui perform… you know what they did??? The older one asked Ping Hui to autograph on a pirated WWE Raw VCD!! Ping Hui simply gave the 2 brothers this strange look on his face. The other fans simply prevented those 2 weirdos from getting to take picture with Ping Hui. Then they left the place sometime before Diya’s appearance. It’s obvious that some things never change. Buay tahan. :-(
November 2nd… those two brothers really thick-skinned; they showed up for the event again!! The younger brother is wearing different clothes this time round, but the older brother is still wearing the same Mr Bean-like attire!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM!!! :-@
To make things worse, they went up on stage and made a big fool of themselves in front of Edmund and many others! The older one called himself Jacky Cheung (WHAT!!), and the younger one called himself Daren Tan (WHAT!!). They even tried to make Edmund sign on a Jacky Cheung poster, much to the disbelief of everyone in general! Not only that, they also pestered my friends out of pure randomness. It was also during this time that I realized the younger brother spoke with a stutter. Kinda obvious that they both left their brains at home...
As Edmund went down, those 2 brothers tried to get him to autograph on another unrelated poster, but thankfully the escorts stopped them from doing so. And I must admit that while the fans are waiting for Edmund to come out of the dressing room, I was very close to giving that Mr. Bean lookalike some Sweet Chin Music?? He really knows how to get on other people’s nerves. Next time I see him, I will give him a piece of my mind in regards to his character and antics. And to make things worse, the nerd nearly wanted to get into a fight with some of us when the escort prohibited him and his younger brother from taking pics with Edmund again. Talk about whining ass-clowns!! Sibei qian bian... :-(
As Edmund went down, those 2 brothers tried to get him to autograph on another unrelated poster, but thankfully the escorts stopped them from doing so. And I must admit that while the fans are waiting for Edmund to come out of the dressing room, I was very close to giving that Mr. Bean lookalike some Sweet Chin Music?? He really knows how to get on other people’s nerves. Next time I see him, I will give him a piece of my mind in regards to his character and antics. And to make things worse, the nerd nearly wanted to get into a fight with some of us when the escort prohibited him and his younger brother from taking pics with Edmund again. Talk about whining ass-clowns!! Sibei qian bian... :-(
Still, I can’t help but feel rather sorry for the younger guy, having such a weird and abominable person as his older brother, and how he had to serve as his 'lackey' all the time, carrying his older bro's balls (yes, really!!). Thank goodness I am nowhere near that status. It is true that I have a FUCKING problem with desperate fans like them. How I wish they could just go to hell. :-(
I realized that the two brothers have a lot in common with Mr Kiam Pa and Alvin Da Hutt… they are abominable, arrogant, attention seeking, childish, despicable, irritating, stupid, troublesome, uncivilized… you get the hint. Do refer to this post for the A to Z list of characteristics. http://tanatrandomarchives.blogspot.com/2008/09/to-z-of-mkps-behaviour.html
But there is one trait that makes these two brothers stand out from the aforementioned… they actually have more guts. They are not afraid to volunteer themselves to go up on stage and make a fool of themselves.
I think these 4 abominations can team up to form a wrestling stable! Now THAT would be awesome!!! :-)
Sean Koh TS as Mr Kiam Pa (de facto leader)
Alvin Da Hutt as Mr Seow Lang
The older nerd as Mr Hao Lian
The younger nerd as Mr Gwai Lan
I realized that there is one attention seeker who beats all these 4 individuals… the Yellow Trunks Stripper Steven Lim! Now THAT is a true abomination. Hopefully he can be their manager. I won’t be surprised if Steven happened to be the inspiration for those 2 weird brothers.
The name of their stable? The Despicables!! Looks like I got to make some improvising on the Borgwan Sleazy character in the WWE game to make him look exactly like that Mr Bean nerd. Still contemplating on creating a new character for the younger weirdo.
To the two brothers, if you happen to read this, let me say that you simply disgust me! And if the both of you, MKP, Alvin or even Steven Lim ain’t down with that, then I’ve got THREE WORDS for you…
I realized that the two brothers have a lot in common with Mr Kiam Pa and Alvin Da Hutt… they are abominable, arrogant, attention seeking, childish, despicable, irritating, stupid, troublesome, uncivilized… you get the hint. Do refer to this post for the A to Z list of characteristics. http://tanatrandomarchives.blogspot.com/2008/09/to-z-of-mkps-behaviour.html
But there is one trait that makes these two brothers stand out from the aforementioned… they actually have more guts. They are not afraid to volunteer themselves to go up on stage and make a fool of themselves.
I think these 4 abominations can team up to form a wrestling stable! Now THAT would be awesome!!! :-)
Sean Koh TS as Mr Kiam Pa (de facto leader)
Alvin Da Hutt as Mr Seow Lang
The older nerd as Mr Hao Lian
The younger nerd as Mr Gwai Lan
I realized that there is one attention seeker who beats all these 4 individuals… the Yellow Trunks Stripper Steven Lim! Now THAT is a true abomination. Hopefully he can be their manager. I won’t be surprised if Steven happened to be the inspiration for those 2 weird brothers.
The name of their stable? The Despicables!! Looks like I got to make some improvising on the Borgwan Sleazy character in the WWE game to make him look exactly like that Mr Bean nerd. Still contemplating on creating a new character for the younger weirdo.
To the two brothers, if you happen to read this, let me say that you simply disgust me! And if the both of you, MKP, Alvin or even Steven Lim ain’t down with that, then I’ve got THREE WORDS for you…
YOU REALLY SUCK!!!
2 comments:
hahahaha relax man you are really building a profile of being a professional hater/hate list owner.
I feel those two bros there.. i like them for their supersize balls, but i dislike their lack of intelligence plus physique. Feels like bashing them up or purposely picking a fight with them, they seriously looks soooo vulnerable to ppl who don't give a fuck about anything when the moment is right, like me.
hahahah! i hope they read that. and th is.
Thanks a lot for your thoughts, Jordan. Im more of a person who holds a strong sense of justice when it comes to dealing with desperados like them. But then again, I'd rather let my brother handle the situation (given the fact that he's a law student).
Its true I wanted to kick that bespectacled nerd in the face and rip his shirt to pieces. I would be very surprised if the Gwailo Brothers dont own a computer at home and aren't as tech savvy as you and me, or anyone in general.
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