Saturday, July 25, 2009

Rebuffing a 'fortune teller' prior to lunchbreak

Happy Birthday to Kenneth Soh and Val Min

Something very weird (and I do mean weird!) hapened yesterday. It was during lunchtime, when I just got out of the workplace and was heading for the lift. Out of nowhere, there was this very weird Baboo Singh who called out to me for no apparent reason. He claimed to be a fortune teller, telling me 'not to eat fish, cut hair or cut fingernails' (oh please, how to do that when they're so short already!!). He even suggested that I buy 4D, and I would get 1st prize.

Damn him xiah, who the hell does he think he is to tell me what to do??? Bloody f'ing weirdo... I managed to rebuff the 'fortune teller' by asking him to 'talk to the hand', then I told him to BEAT IT and shut his damn mouth. I also challenged him to "go to my workplace" (I simply pointed at the entrance of the warehouse) if he had the guts to. Perhaps I should suggest to him a book on spiritual warfare, no?

I seriously hope the police arrest this freaking weird ape, and maybe even shave off his ZZ Top-like beard (ok forget I said that, it's just too cruel). I am not that easily fooled by conmen like him... people like him MUST be locked up for fraud!! And this is the 3rd time I came across such superstitious people... fortune tellers out there (esp those who go around the streets and try harassing citizens), WATCH OUT!!

With that, I dedicate this song to him, as well as to that coward who had been MIA for more than a week and still refused to show up. Talk about testing our patience...

Michael Jackson- 2 Bad

Told me that you're doin' wrong

Word out shockin' all alone
Cryin' wolf ain't like a man
Throwin' rocks to hide your hands

You ain't done enough for me
You ain't done enough for me
You are disgustin' me, yeah yeah
You're aiming just for me
You are disgustin' me
Just want your cut from me
But too bad, too bad!

Look who just walked in the place
Dead and stuffy in the face
Look who's standing if you please
Though you tried to bring me to my knees

Too bad too bad about it
Why don't you scream and shout it!
Too bad too bad about it
Why don't you just scream and shout it!
Too bad too bad about it
Why don't you scream and shout it!
Too bad too bad about it
Why don't you just scream and shout it!

Hell all up in Hollywood
Sayin' that you got it good
Creepin' from a dusty hole
Tales of what somebody told

What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?
Tired of you haunting me, yeah yeah
You're aiming just for me
You are disgustin' me
You got blood lust for me
But too bad, too bad!

Look who got slapped in the face
It's dead and stuffy in the place
I'm right back where I wanna be
I'm standin' though you're kickin' me!

(Repeat twice)
Too bad too bad about it

Why don't you scream and shout it!
Too bad too bad about it
Why don't you just scream and shout it!
Too bad too bad about it
Why don't you scream and shout it!
Too bad too bad about it
Why don't you just scream and shout it!

[Rap: Shaquille O'Neal]
Life's about a dream
I'm really undefeated when MJ is on my team, theme
Reality brings forth realizm
It's the man of steel organizm, twizm
Not from the prizm, take charge like manilla
Nine five shaq represent with the Thrilla
Grab my crotch, twist my knee, then I'm through
Mike's bad, I'm bad, who are you

Repeat twice
Too bad too bad about it
Why don't you scream and shout it!
Too bad too bad about it
Why don't you just scream and shout it!
Too bad too bad about it
Why don't you scream and shout it!
Too bad too bad about it
Why don't you just scream and shout it!

Too bad too bad about it!

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