Yesterday was my first off-day, but it did not come without plenty of eyesore moments (as well as some pain in the mouth due to dental appointment in the morning). Maybe I should have stayed away from the streets of Orchard... got way too many young girls in short pants lah!! My eyes and nose were close to bleeding from all that staring at the slender legs and tight butts xiah, I very nearly 'turned into Venom' at one point of time. But even that wasn't enough to stop me from seeing Carrie Underwood at ION Orchard. This was what I did for Friday...
0700-0930 hrs: after waking up at .30 am, I headed off to the dentist, expriencing 15 minutes of sheer pain through scaling of teeth.
0945-1330 hrs: longer Internet time. At this point, I realized that perhaps it's much better to be working in the morning than just laze around at home.
1345-1445 hrs: had quick lunch, then went to Plaza Singapura for a while.
1500-1645 hrs: Explored around Orchard Road, eventually found myself spending a good 40 minutes reading maazines at Kinokuniya, Ngee An City.
1645-1800 hrs: Went to explore around Paragon, then went to have early dinner at Lucky Plaza.
1800-2020 hrs: super long wait in front of Shaw House for the event to start. Damn the stupid management system!! Thank goodness then that I chose to watch the event from Shaw House instead of at the Mosh Pit region flocated in front of ION Orchard.
2025-2045 hrs: FINALLY, the event started, bloody hell xiah!! Utt was the guest host, and Carie finally got on stage to belt out some new songs. It was a good thing to snap pictures of her face shown on the huge ION Plasma Screen, never mind if me and many others couldn't get to see her at a closer range (it was never my intention to do so anyway). I left after her 4th song at 2045 hrs, taking train back home and watching WWE Smackdown afterwards at 11 pm.
For photo album for Carrie Underwood's performance, click here.
Speaking about leggy babes, I read a report in today's New Paper on some crazy old lady in her 70s who turned vigilante by going on a 'whipping rampage' for 3 to 4 weeks at Ang Mo Kio Ave 4 by using her cane to forcefully hit any female dressed in shorts (aged between 15 to 40). This went on until one brave lady named Mdm Tan decided that enough is enough, and fought back with the old hag til the plice arrived to handcuff the old hag. Although the Ah Ma's actions were disturbing, I actually found it quite hilarious. Then again, there are way too many women who like to go out in super short pants or miniskirts these days, even to the extent of exposing their butt cheeks (urghhh!!). To see an old lady cane a girl on the legs is less disgusting and rarer than seeing a male pervert grab a babe by the ass in the middle of town, to say the least (outrage of modesty can get you in jail, and your butt WHIPPED!!) I pity the fool for behaving so weirdly and becoming a nuisance to the public after the passing of her husband in 2002. Didn't help that she didn't bother to pay for any food she bought from the marketplace, or even pay for electric or water bills for a long time, and always seen muttering to herself.
But what Mdm Tan said later on was perhaps true... the only logical reason why more girls go out in shorts is due to the unbearable weather all over Singapore, not just because they want to expose their nice legs or tight butts, to prove how sexy they can be. Whereas us guys have to go around in long pants or 3/4 pants (save for a few who may go out in shorts due to morning exercise), which is probably better in a way that we won't need to worry abt drawing stares from lechers... something that the leggy gals have to contend with all the time. But trust me when I say that it's still quite a stuffy situation when it comes to going out in long pants under the sun.
I think the weird old lady would have a very hard time trying to cane each and every young girl in shorts lingering around Orchard Road, should she be dispatched within the busy region. I think she's serving hard time in IMH right now, muahaha... B-)
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