Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Tons of WrestleCrap

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JOANNA DONG

It's been one year since Eddie Guerrero's tragic passing... and look what's happening right now. Chavo using his uncle's death to turn against his former friend Rey Mysterio (who also had to bear the brunt of using Eddie's memory to become World Champion at WrestleMania 22). What on earth is wrong with the booking committee?!?! Can you just stop all this crap on the Guerrero legacy, leave his family and friends alone, let the Latino Heat rest in peace and move on with your lives?!?!
Another thing to digress is the introduction of a morbid, disgusting obese stripper named Big Dick Johnson... clad only in a g-string and whose body shape is gross enough to put even Steven "Yellow Trunks" Lim (sorry) and Dennis "Mideon" Knight (remember him?) to shame. And to think that HHH and Shawn Michaels would resort to stuffing poor Eric Bischoff's face into Johnson's stinking posterior. And u thot that the Boogeyman 's worm-eating antics were already enough to give you sleepless nights. I can't wait to see the Boogeyman's @$$ get whipped by some worthy opponent (if there's ever anyone brave enough to face him).

And who can forget the latest piece of WrestleCrap in recent times... a once-relative unknown background dancer named Kevin Federline, now infamously known as Britney Spears' ex-husband, making waves on RAW and getting embroiled in a feud with reigning WWE Champion John Cena (and gettign F-Ued on his debut appearnce). A big retard trying to take over Eminem and come up with his debut album, "Walking On Fire". K-Fed's biggest mistake was bragging to the press on 'how well things are going on between him and Britney', til a friend smsed him wif news that Brit had publicly filed for divorce. Serves him right forgetting dumped... but then I also feel bad for Britney for her transformation from innocent teenybopper to vampish tramp in recent years (oh all those boob implant rumors), allowing herself to get married to K-Fed (who had 2 children from a previous marriage) in first place and going out of shape after giving birth to 2 sons. Im glad Justin Timberlake made the right choice dumping her those years ago...
With K-Fed hogging headlines in the WWE (albeit a short period of time), it seems like another case of David Arquette being forced by Vince Russo to steal the limelight from Jeff Jarrett during the downfall of WCW in mid 2000... months before it closed down.
With such crazy happenings in the WWE, not to forget the reviving of ECW as a third brand, it looks like the end of the WWE is getting near.

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