Happy April Fool's Day!
These are the results for the highly anticipated Wrestle Mania 24... if any of you don't wish to be spoilt and choose to wait for the DVD instead, then I suggest you get out from here right now!! And thanks for coming.
- Kane wins the 24 men Battle Royale, held a few hours before Wrestle Mania 24.
- CM Punk wins the Money In The Bank ladder match, with some help from the returning Matt Hardy (who is in a feud with that sickening MVP).
- JBL beat Finlay in a Belfast Brawl. Damn, I wanted so badly fro the Irishman to stick his shillelagh down the throat of the 'self-proclaimed Wrestling God'. :-(
- Kane defeated Chavo Guerrero in only 10 seconds... he is the new ECW Champion!! :-D
- Playboy Bunny Mania Lumberjill match... this is so dumb, Beth Phoenix and Melina win this one. A humiliating loss for the Playboy covergals, I must admit.
- Batista wins Battle of the Brands by defeating Umaga. No surprise there... but The Animal screwed up the 1st Batista Bomb.
- Shawn Michaels defated Ric Flair, and as per stipulation, Flair is forced to retire. Again, no surprise there, everyone saw this coming, even Flair himself. At least Flair got inducted into the 2008 Hall of Fame prior to his retirement. A very tearful farewell for one of the top wrestling legends. Thanks for the wonderful memories, Naitch. WOOOOOO!!!
- Randy Orton (the birthday boy) had defied all odds by beating both Triple H and John Cena to retain the WWE Championship. Grrrr, damn the Legend Killer, screw him!! Expect a rematch at WWE Backlash later this month. TRIPLE H MUST WIN THIS ONE!!!
- Floyd "Money" Mayweather beat Big Show in a No-Holds-Barred match with some help from a pair of brass knuckles!! The cocky boxing champion had already received thousands of jeers prior to the match of "Bigger vs Better".
- Undertaker made Edge submit to the Gogoplata (the first time UT won a WM match by submission btw), winning the World Heavyweight Title once again and improving his WM win-loss record 16-0!! ALRIGHT!!!! :-D
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